This post dedicated to the shitdick who wedged his car in front of mine without using his turn signal and then had the nerve to get mad when I honked my horn.
This happens to me on the daily. I share the frustration.
Don’t be a Glasshole
“Dear Diary: I have plead with the authorities to rub my belly - I think it’ll do me good in my current condition. I would like to receive two rubs exactly. A third one and I will bite the shit out of them as per protocol. Wish me luck.”